Friday, 29 July 2022

The Draft as Fantasy Football Intended: Round 2

The first round came and went with a few early surprises on positioning with most of the teams questioning whether to go running back or wide receiver with their initial selection. With round two, would that stay the same or perhaps a change of tack from a couple of teams? with the draft, it is worth reminding that picks are selected in snake order therefore the team that picks last in the first round will pick first in the second round.

Pick 17: The Aberdeen Oilers Select CeeDee Lamb, Wide Receiver, Dallas



Points Last Year: 232.8 Points
Average Per Game: 14.6 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 19th
Last Year Rank NFL: 46th

CeeDee can be accused of needing time to load but with Amari Cooper moving away from the Cowboys, the Oilers are having to hope the majority of targets to their second draft pick will propel Lamb to an elite status. With 6 single digit scores last season, Aberdeen may have reached a round too early but this screams as a glass cannon pick that needs to work, especially with Kamara in flux.

Pick 18: The Dublin Brewers Select Leonard Fournette, Running Back, Tampa Bay



Points Last Year: 255.6 Points
Average Per Game: 18.3 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 6th
Last Year Rank NFL: 33rd

Playoff Lenny last season became regular season Lenny and proved to be a vital asset to the Tampa running game. Dublin also sure up their starters at the running back position, taking two elite running backs in the opening two picks. If Fournette can match or even slightly underperform without getting hurt, it is very possible that 280 points can be a target for someone who got at least 10 carries in all bar 4 games last season while playing.

Pick 19: The Cardiff Dragons Select James Conner, Running Back, Arizona



Points Last Year: 257.7 Points
Average Per Game: 17.2 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 5th
Last Year Rank NFL: 31st

James Conner's gamble to leave Pittsburgh for Arizona was validated last season as his slow start morphed into some monstrous performances and unseated Chase Edmonds from the starter's role. A versitile option, the Dragons shouldn't worry about any downside when more responsibility will fall on his shoulders. Over the back half of the season, only the number 1 overall pick of this draft was better. Cardiff have a weapon at 19.

Pick 20: The Bristol Buccaneers Select Javonte Williams, Running Back, Denver



Points Last Year: 204.9 Points
Average Per Game: 12.1 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 17th
Last Year Rank NFL: 67th

Time is the name of the game for Javonte WIlliams. A young running back, it is expected he will be getting more touches and become the leading rusher for Denver but it depends on how much Melvin Gordon gets. Anywhere over 70% of the Denver carries would be great for Bristol with their second pick of the draft, but it could easily pay off if the stretch of games last season from the Chargers to the Lions is anything to go by.

Pick 21: The Newport Coal Miners Select Aaron Jones, Running Back, Green Bay



Points Last Year: 229.0 Points
Average Per Game: 15.3 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 11th
Last Year Rank NFL: 49th

With a number of doubts over the wide receiver core of Green Bay, Aaron Jones out of the back will once again be a dependable set of hands for Aaron Rodgers to go to. There will be a few doubts over Jones mainly through the emerging abilities of AJ Dillon whose breakout tempered Jones in the middle of the season. Newport should get a good amount of points out of Aaron Jones, so expect good points to be in play.

Pick 22: The Glasgow Pipers Select Cam Akers, Running Back, Los Angeles Rams



Points Last Year: 4.3 Points
Average Per Game: 4.3 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 145th
Last Year Rank NFL: 517th

The eighth running back in 9 picks, Cam Akers spent almost all of last season out with injury and it was a minor miracle that he got back to play the post season. McVay's offence has been some of the heaviest on the run within the 5 yard line, meaning major points should come in bundles of 6. The only concern will be the lack of ability to catch which will be points falling away but Akers for the Pipers should be a decent selection.

Pick 23: The Belfast Giants Select Keenan Allen, Wide Receiver, Los Angeles Chargers



Points Last Year: 257.8 Points
Average Per Game: 16.1 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 11th
Last Year Rank NFL: 30th

Keenan Allen may not be a touchdown machine but there has never been a more consistent player all season than him. Only once going below 10 points in a season, only 4 times going below 50 yards receiving in a game, there aren't many who can deliver week in and week out the same way he can. Dependability has been the name of the game so far for Belfast and it should look the same this time with Keenan Allen. With the Chargers being a heavy throwing team, expect great production throughout the season.

Pick 24: The Birmingham Bulls Select Tee Higgins, Wide Receiver, Cincinnati



Points Last Year: 219.1 Points
Average Per Game: 15.7 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 24th
Last Year Rank NFL: 58th

Tee Higgins last season was the 2 in the 1-2 punch that was Chase and Higgins. Bolstered in the late season by 2 20+ points scores and a mega 43.4 against Baltimore, Tee Higgins was dependable but not overall an elite wide receiver. However, Ja'Marr Chase should receive more attention this year and with the better offensive line, there should be room for Tee to score higher than last year. The Birmingham Bulls are relying on this and should be hopeful for a strong Bengals campaign.

Pick 25: The Swansea Smelters Select Mike Evans, Wide Receiver, Tampa Bay



Points Last Year: 262.5 Points
Average Per Game: 16.4 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 9th
Last Year Rank NFL: 27th

Mike Evans has been the standout wide receiver at Tampa Bay for a fair while and sneaking into the top ten last season proved as such. The future only looks up for the opening weeks too for Swansea with Gronk retiring and Chris Godwin nursing an injury, meaning Evans is due for more targets and receptions. The only worry will be how Brady responds in what could be his last season in Tampa, a last dance of sorts. Either way, expect Mike Evans to be a huge reason for success for both Tampa and Swansea.

Pick 26: The Nottingham Sheriffs Select David Montgomery, Running Back, Chicago



Points Last Year: 195.0 Points
Average Per Game: 15.0 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 21st
Last Year Rank NFL: 76th

Chicago do have a decent run and David Montgomery has proven that last season. The numbers weren't overall the most flashy but breaking 40 yards all bar once rushing along with only 7 touchdowns all year, and STILL finding an average of 15 points a game is remarkable. There is also great competition behind Montgomery too driving him to perform with Khalil Herbert chomping for NFL minutes, but at least right now, this is a quiet second pick after Derrick Henry for the Sheriffs.

Pick 27: The Cork City Rebels Select Saquon Barkley, Running Back, New York Giants



Points Last Year: 148.6 Points
Average Per Game: 11.4 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 30th
Last Year Rank NFL: 117th

Last year, Saquon was considered an elite pick who would have gone for most people in the first round. After missing 21 games in his last 3 seasons in the NFL, it is only natural that the once leading fantasy rusher has slid down to the second round, and were it not for Cork, maybe further still. The running game for the G men has not been the most effective either and with a crunch year expected for Daniel Jones, how much is he going to hand off the rock? A pick of some hope for Cork which they hope stops the spiral.

Pick 28: The Dundee Spinners Select Jaylen Waddle, Wide Receiver, Miami



Points Last Year: 245.8 Points
Average Per Game: 15.4 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 13th
Last Year Rank NFL: 36th

With a great first rookie season behind him, Jaylen's challenge now goes from being the focus of attack to a supporting character behind Tyreek Hill. The role may change but points should still be good to find for the Dundee Spinners. How much though of Jaylen's form was found due to the easier run in for the second half of Miami's season last year? Miami are going to need him at his best and so will Dundee.

Pick 29: The London Steelers Select Mark Andrews, Tight End, Baltimore



Points Last Year: 301.1 Points
Average Per Game: 17.7 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 1st
Last Year Rank NFL: 17th

The first tight end leaves the board and crucial to Baltimore's attack without the best wide receivers in the world, Mark Andrews is the big threat when Lamar Jackson starts throwing. Averaging over 100 yards receiving for the final 5 games of the season, at times he can be unguardable with a mixture of size, strength and speed. London secure down the best option in the league and there is some irony that a Raven becomes a Steeler in this draft.

Pick 30: The Barry Islanders Select Travis Kelce, Tight End, Kansas City



Points Last Year: 262.8 Points
Average Per Game: 16.4 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 2nd
Last Year Rank NFL: 26th

As soon as one comes off the board, two come off at once. Travis Kelce has been the yardstick for a long time at tight end but last season was slightly more difficult in a season where space was tough to find for the Chiefs. With no clear number one option at wide receiver for the team, this is a smart decision for the Barry Islanders to pick up Kelce here. The only concern though will be that outside of the opening 2 weeks, Kelce only managed one score above 20 last season. Should be a very telling season for Barry and Travis.

Pick 31: The Galway Tribesmen Select A.J. Brown, Wide Receiver, Philadelphia



Points Last Year: 180.9 Points
Average Per Game: 13.9 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 32nd
Last Year Rank NFL: 84th

A NFL draft day trade pushed A.J. Brown from emerging talent to a name on everyone's lips. The big problem comes from opportunity still. Tennessee proved to be difficult to score from with a run heavy offence but that only continues in Philly with Jalen Hurts often relying on the Run-Pass Option as a play call. Brown will have to go above and beyond to stand out, likely to step over DeVonta Smith in the pecking order but Galway are going to have to hope rushing becomes a thing of Philadelphia's past.

Pick 32: The Edinburgh Knights Select DJ Moore, Wide Receiver, Carolina



Points Last Year: 237.5 Points
Average Per Game: 14.0 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 18th
Last Year Rank NFL: 43rd

DJ Moore started out like a house on fire but towards the middle of the season, Carolina seemed bereft of kindling. An incredible yard gainer, Moore is a statistical improbability with just 4 touchdowns all season last year. It is a unique proposition for the Edinburgh Knights who will have to hope that whatever option ends up at quarterback, now more likely Baker Mayfield over Sam Darnold, Moore should be the first eyes going forward, hoping that McCaffrey doesn't steal away a few targets.

With round 2 officially drafted, let's now take a look at not only the highlights from the round but also from the entire draft to see the particular trends.

Round 2 By Position:
Running Back: 7
Wide Receiver: 7
Tight End: 2

Round 2 By NFL Team:
Tampa Bay: 2
Dallas: 1
Arizona: 1
Denver: 1
Green Bay: 1
Los Angeles Rams: 1
Los Angeles Chargers: 1
Cincinnati: 1
Chicago: 1
New York Giants: 1
Miami: 1
Baltimore: 1
Kansas City: 1
Philadelphia: 1
Carolina: 1

Overall By Position:
Running Back: 16
Wide Receiver: 14
Tight End: 2

Overall By NFL Team:
Cincinnati: 3
Minnesota: 2
Tampa Bay: 2
Los Angeles Rams: 2
Los Angeles Chargers: 2
Miami: 2
Carolina: 2
Indianapolis: 1
Tennessee: 1
Pittsburgh: 1
Las Vegas: 1
Buffalo: 1
Detroit: 1
San Francisco: 1
Dallas: 1
New Orleans: 1
Arizona: 1
Denver: 1
Green Bay: 1
Chicago: 1
New York Giants: 1
Baltimore: 1
Kansas City: 1
Philadelphia: 1

The third round of the draft of Fantasy Football as ESPN Intended will continue as soon as possible so watch this space for more content. Artwork was illustrated by 
Althea Charlie, who will go next in the draft?

Tuesday, 26 July 2022

The Draft as Fantasy Football Intended: Round 1


So on the 5th of July, the draft was completed. Sixteen teams put together their teams of seventeen in order to combat the season that lays ahead of them. As intended, the teams have all drafted based on ESPN's predictions and have followed as close to the letter as they possibly could. All that remains is to inform the people of the order and the results. Only one team will win the Super Bowl as ESPN inteded and one of these teams has managed it.

The Order
Every team is split into four divisions: England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales. From those divisions, one team from each division is assorted into a pot labeled one through four. From there, the teams are then assigned a random number in that pot one through four in order to give their draft position. The draft order ended up as follows.

1) Edinburgh Knights
2) Galway Tribesmen
3) Barry Islanders
4) London Steelers
5) Dundee Spinners
6) Cork City Rebels
7) Nottingham Sheriffs
8) Swansea Smelters
9) Birmingham Bulls
10) Belfast Giants
11) Glasgow Pipers
12) Newport Coal Miners
13) Bristol Buccaneers
14) Cardiff Dragons
15) Dublin Brewers
16) Aberdeen Oilers

The Draft
And so, the 2022 Fantasy Football Draft begun, meaning the Edinburgh Knights were on the clock. The composition of teams is as follows. Each team must draft two quarterbacks, four running backs, five wide receivers, two tight ends, two defences and two kickers. The first pick was in a swift manner, and the foundations of fantasy were set up.

Pick 1: The Edinburgh Knights Select Jonathan Taylor, Running Back, Indianapolis

Points Last Year: 373.1 Points
Average Per Game: 21.9 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 1st
Last Year Rank NFL: 5th

Jonathan Taylor broke out last year with a staggering run of mid-season form. Never falling outside of being a top-10 running back for twelve straight weeks, Taylor became the out and out running back when Derrick Henry dropped down with injury. The highlight of the Colts offence, the Knights will be backing him to push for 100+ yard rushing games with the desire of a touchdown, converting 20 of 26 from inside the 5 yard line in 2021.

Pick 2: The Galway Tribesmen Select Cooper Kupp, Wide Receiver, Los Angeles Rams

Points Last Year: 439.5 Points
Average Per Game: 25.9 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 1st
Last Year Rank NFL: 1st

Cooper Kupp was a highlight beyond highlights being fed as the primary weapon for Matthew Stafford. Scoring 96 points more than the next nearest wide receiver, Kupp is the sort of player who single handedly changes fantasy football matchups. He is as reliable as the sun rising, and dynamic after the catch, continuing to make yard upon point scoring yard. The Tribesmen have an absolute gem on their hands and one which will see them be a threat in any fantasy matchup.

Pick 3: The Barry Islanders Select Christian McCaffrey, Running Back, Carolina





Points Last Year: 127.5 Points
Average Per Game: 18.2 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 38th
Last Year Rank NFL: 142nd

Injuries have been the name of the game curtailing the promise of Christian McCaffrey, a dual threat running back who on his day, becomes the fulcrum of the Carolina attack. It is a gamble though for the Barry Islanders who know they have to hope that not only there are no problems for a third straight season, but also a very messy quarterback carousel that leaves the passing game as questionable too. Just after the draft, Carolina picked up Baker Mayfield, which may be a silver lining for the Islanders.

Pick 4: The London Steelers Select Austin Ekeler, Running Back, Los Angeles Chargers



Points Last Year: 343.8 Points
Average Per Game: 21.5 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 2nd
Last Year Rank NFL: 8th

Traditionalists say to pick a running back in the first round and Austin Ekeler is seriously underrated. In a team known for passing numbers, Ekeler excels as a back option with a floor unmatched by any other option last year at 9.5 points. There will be a small concern that the 20 touchdown mark of last season can't be matched this season however for the London Steelers, it is a safe choice at pick four that will give them a solid foundation.

Pick 5: The Dundee Spinners Select Justin Jefferson, Wide Receiver, Minnesota



Points Last Year: 330.4 Points
Average Per Game: 19.4 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 4th
Last Year Rank NFL: 11th

When everyone expected Adam Thielen to lead the attack over in Minnesota, I'm not sure anyone truly expected Justin Jefferson to burst out like an early Randy Moss. Leading in air miles in passes to a receiver, the Dundee Spinners lock down a really effective piece of the puzzle for seasons to come knowing full well that when Justin gets targets, he will be scoring points at a rapid rate.

Pick 6: The Cork City Rebels Select Ja'Marr Chase, Wide Receiver, Cincinnati




Points Last Year: 304.6 Points
Average Per Game: 17.9 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 5th
Last Year Rank NFL: 16th

It's almost funny to think that Ja'Marr's breakout rookie season could have been even more than it was. The legendary game against the Chiefs which netted a staggering 55.6 points in week 17. With a better offensive line and more time to be found on the pitch, Chase's 11.5 yards per catch average is a scary number for other teams and the Cork City Rebels could make a lot happen in this season.

Pick 7: The Nottingham Sheriffs Select Derrick Henry, Running Back, Tennessee



Points Last Year: 193.3 Points
Average Per Game: 24.2 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 22nd
Last Year Rank NFL: 78th

Nottingham pick up an absolute steal at 7. Derrick Henry was on track to put monster numbers up, potentially a 400 point season, which is doubly impressive as a running back were it not for injury. The brute force, stiff-arming ruler of the backfield, King Henry will be huge in getting his crown back. No doubts about it, Nottingham needed this as much as Tennessee need him fit.

Pick 8: The Swansea Smelters Select Najee Harris, Running Back, Pittsburgh




Points Last Year: 300.7 Points
Average Per Game: 17.7 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 3rd
Last Year Rank NFL: 18th

Najee Harris was Mr Dependable when it came to the Pittsburgh offence last season. Most time on the field out of all running backs, Najee's offence will have to slightly change from the check downs of Ben Roethlisberger to most likely Kenny Pickett who was first quarterback off in the 2022 NFL draft. Dependable to score at least 15 points on a good day, he will once again be the nucleus of offence and Swansea should be pleased by the pick.

Pick 9: The Birmingham Bulls Select Davante Adams, Wide Receiver, Las Vegas



Points Last Year: 344.3 Points
Average Per Game: 21.5 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 2nd
Last Year Rank NFL: 7th

Davante Adams is an interesting stab for the Birmingham Bulls as teams erred on the side of caution with the new Raider. Moving from Aaron Rodgers to Derek Carr is always a risk but with Davante linking up with the Quarterback he had in college at Fresno State, it shouldn't take long for all cylinders to be firing. There are going to be some questions around the team on how many targets will be handed out with Darren Waller and Hunter Renfrow already elite options, somewhere, there will have to be a drop in production.

Pick 10: The Belfast Giants Select Dalvin Cook, Running Back, Minnesota



Points Last Year: 206.3 Points
Average Per Game: 15.9 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 16th
Last Year Rank NFL: 66th

5 missed games last season didn't do much to help a distinctly average season which showed promise initially for Dalvin Cook. Firmly the lead option in Minnesota, the Belfast Giants will have to hope that the elite production of the prior three seasons comes back so that the points can flow through. It is in that regard slightly early to reach for Dalvin but barring any more injuries, there is certainly room for another great season yet.

Pick 11: The Glasgow Pipers Select Stefon Diggs, Wide Receiver, Buffalo


Points Last Year: 285.5 Points
Average Per Game: 16.8 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 7th
Last Year Rank NFL: 23rd

Stefon Diggs is a very consistent accruer of points who's subtle drop in stats from 2020 didn't really get much notice. Diggs though will have to be weary around cornerback matchups as his volume of targets increased to keep the numbers up however what might help him surprisingly is the increasing stature of Gabriel Davis could leave more opportunities to shine in 2022 for the Pipers.

Pick 12: The Newport Coal Miners Select Deebo Samuel, Wide Receiver, San Francisco



Points Last Year: 338.96 Points
Average Per Game: 21.2 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 3rd
Last Year Rank NFL: 9th

Deebo can do anything. Deployed as both a running back and a wide receiver, he even threw a touchdown during the season. Boosted by a completely decimated running core last season, any doubts on his points haul should be put to rest knowing his production worked both as a primary target and as a primary runner. Even better for his numbers is the bullet arm of Trey Lance which should give Deebo more yards for less work. Newport have an incredible option at 12. 

Pick 13: The Bristol Buccaneers Select Tyreek Hill, Wide Receiver, Miami



Points Last Year: 296.5 Points
Average Per Game: 17.4 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 6th
Last Year Rank NFL: 21st

Tyreek Hill was the definition of a "feast or famine" wide receiver with the Kansas City Chiefs last season. some weeks he could dominate for over 40 points while others he would be marked out of the game with only 4. The switch to Miami also leads to some interesting discussions around Tua Tagovailoa and his abilities to find one of the scariest deep threats in the game. Having spent most of last season checking and being elusive, Bristol have a controlled gamble with the 13th pick.

Pick 14: The Cardiff Dragons Select D'Andre Swift, Running Back, Detroit



Points Last Year: 208.9 Points
Average Per Game: 16.1 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 15th
Last Year Rank NFL: 63rd

There were times last season where D'Andre Swift was the only option on the field for the Detroit Lions and four games missed late in the season curtailed what could have easily been a top ten season. Both a running and passing option, the dual threat nature mixed with Jared Goff for his first season leaves a lot of promise for the Cardiff Dragons who's shrewd pickup early may be a sign of things to come for them.

Pick 15: The Dublin Brewers Select Joe Mixon, Running Back, Cincinnati



Points Last Year: 287.9 Points
Average Per Game: 18.0 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 4th
Last Year Rank NFL: 22nd

The Dublin Brewers find Joe Mixon almost in their lap and snap him up with the 15th pick overall. having only 4 scores last season in single digits, the floor looks great for solid points moving through the season. Bostered O-Line help will also make more room for him in the run game, potentially elevating his skills to gain more yards per attempt. Dynamic in terms of usage too, the Brewers know Cincinnati is not just a pass first team and will be hoping for an even stronger 2022.

Pick 16: The Aberdeen Oilers Select Alvin Kamara, Running Back, New Orleans





Points Last Year: 234.7 Points
Average Per Game: 18.1 Points
Last Year Rank Position: 8th
Last Year Rank NFL: 44th

Aberdeen gamble with the exempt list around Alvin Kamara and his battery case. As of publication of the first round, the August 1st court date will be telling for not only Kamara's season but also how much time he could lose depending on what happens. Outside of that, 4 games missed due to injury in the middle of the season stalled a very good season in spite of missing Drew Brees. With Jameis Winston at quarterback, the Oilers will be hoping for two things. To be fed the ball and to avoid any sanction or suspension.

With the first round completed, let's break down some of the statistics for how each team has picked.

By Position:
Running Back: 9
Wide Receiver: 7

By NFL Team:
Minnesota: 2
Cincinnati: 2
Indianapolis: 1
Los Angeles Rams: 1
Carolina: 1
Los Angeles Chargers: 1
Tennessee: 1
Pittsburgh: 1
Las Vegas: 1
Buffalo: 1
San Francisco: 1
Miami: 1
Detroit: 1
New Orleans: 1

Round 2 will be released soon so please keep an eye on this space for more updates about Fantasy Football as ESPN Intended. Artwork was done by 
Althea Charlie and I cannot wait for the season to commence!

Thursday, 28 April 2022

The Teams as Fantasy Intended

So the team names were released in February and I've been rather quiet on this front but today of all days is the 2022 NFL Draft, the greatest day for new players. It's a little different for my league however, because as fantasy intended, the NFL Draft indicates the first time anybody can perform a draft. As such, now is the perfect time to release the club crests for the 2022 season with artwork done by Althea Charlie. 

The Scotland Division

Edinburgh Knights



The Knights are based on the traditional visage of a knight; medieval and imposing. A player for the Knights are expected to do their duties without hassle and with the utmost chivalry. Edinburgh is famous for Arthur's Seat, an ancient volcano that the city is built behind and for the city, the Knights are defending the honour of the city.


Glasgow Pipers





The Pipers originate from a base of copper pipe makers, plying their trade around a busy city at the best of times. The hard grit and determination of the pipers makes for a good translation into fantasy football where the hard grit and determination of the players are matched by their fans who avidly watch in their droves.


Aberdeen Oilers



Every league at some point has an Oilers. The NFL had Houston. The NHL had Edmonton. Fantasy Football has the Aberdeen Oilers, based on the North Sea Oil Rigging and the trade that passes through. Slick trades and efficient point scores are the name of the game for this team looking to shine past the main two Scottish teams.

Dundee Spinners



Dundee has a long and storied history within Scotland but what many people don't realise is that their spinner name originates back to the fifteenth century. The knitting needles are a sign of patience needed to play the long game, while the wool represents the ever winding narrative that will be woven into shape.

The Wales Division

Cardiff Dragons





Cardiff is the central home of Wales and under the flag of the welsh is the dragon. Built with the fire and fury of the past, Cardiff wishes to protect it's horde of strong victories and world-beating players. If there is any time like the present, the sheer size and strength of the Welsh capital should bring plenty of patriotic supporters.

Newport Coal Miners



Newport is on the search for Coal and finding a couple of players who are pure engines will be an absolute must. Toiling for the right talent, the two pickaxes as constant reminders that hard work will always get rewarded with riches. The best thing is that the Coal Miners are not afraid to get their hands dirty, so be prepared to see them search deep for potential.

Swansea Smelters



Swansea has often been considered a graceful place in South-West Wales but behind a graceful visage comes the strength and rigidity of the Smelters. Their rise in the industrial revolution as copper smelters lent them well to a sense of purpose, duty, regiment and grand planning. Swansea are both the artist and the engineer in one team.

Barry Islanders



Barry Island, famous for launching the career of James Corden. While the trophy on the logo may indicate future victories, (on a scale of how much you like James Corden,) the Barry Islanders don't plan on being forgotten for much longer. No matter where you come from, anybody has a chance to win when it comes to Fantasy Football.

The Ireland Division

Dublin Brewers



Everyone has that one team that is just there for a good time. The Brewers are that team that signed up on a whim thinking that beginner's luck will take them far and just maybe they might learn something on the way. A lot of people live in the moment when it comes to fantasy football and never is that more on show with the Irish Capital's team.

Belfast Giants



The Giants name is synonymous with franchise sports and that gets carried over to Belfast, the Northern Irish side. Just like in Rugby, all of Ireland is classed as Ireland and the Giants will be hoping to take huge strides towards success. Named also after the Giant's Causeway, Belfast will be hoping that the other teams won't cause a giant killing.

Cork City Rebels



Sometimes it pays off to go against the grain, to experiment with different form and rebel from the normal. Cork City will be hoping to show that the unorthodox should become the normal and that the strategem and cunning will be rewarded early on in the season. Every league has to have a crazy gang, be it the Raiders, or famously Wimbledon. Cork City is that team.

Galway Tribesmen



Before everybody got reminded that Galway existed thanks to Ed Sheeran, Galway used to be a huge port of trade ruled by fourteen oligarchs in the middle ages. Trade is vital to winning fantasy football and the ultimate goal of any team is to wheel and deal into a better position than where they started. Galway might have the right ticket, or fourteen.

The England Division

London Steelers



London, commerce capital of the world but built as strong as steel. Their steel work is enough to quench the thirst of beam after beam and should make the elite players carrying the rest of the side a breeze. The Steelers know that while other teams may buckle, they will not break and their resolve will be crucial in the late phase of the season.

Birmingham Bulls



Charging head first and without a second thought, the Bulls will be hoping to rampage towards glory leaving a swathe of carnage behind them. The Bull has been a marquee of Birmingham for centuries, with their largest shopping district known as The Bullring. Sometimes going all in rewards a team and that may be the case with the Bulls.

Nottingham Sheriffs



We've all heard the tale of Robin Hood, who stole from the rich to give to the poor. That tale sums up the Nottingham Sheriffs as they embark on their campaign. By all accounts they don't have as much as the bigger teams like London or Cardiff but they will give to those who need it in Galway and Dundee. We all love an underdog and the Sheriffs are that team.

Bristol Buccaneers



Formerly the home to Blackbeard the pirate, Bristol has been a dockyard filled with important maritime history including the S.S Great Britain. While the team may attempt to parlay some good players, they will also be hoping that they can plunder the ultimate buried treasure chest in the form of victory. This may not be a team you want to cross swords with.

Drafting will take place a month before the start of the 2022 season which will last for 18 weeks. All content will be updated here and shared out through relevant mediums. Please also check out Althea Charlie's work out on Twitter at twitter.com/Altheacharlie3

Bring on 2022 and Fantasy Football as ESPN Intended!

Tuesday, 4 January 2022

How I won at fantasy in my first year!

It's four o'clock in the morning. Najee Harris breaks right out of the tackle for his biggest rush of the season to the house of 37 yards. The lead stretches in my game from five to fifteen points and is icing for what couldn't have been a better season of fantasy. 

I didn't expect after drafting my team that I would come away with the title. I am at this point still elated that I picked up the quote "fluff and beans bowl" crown. However for one night of victory, dubbed one again as a certified Tealand Tuesday moment, I want to impart some wisdom for what I did as champion, how I got to where I did and more crucially for those reading, give some helpful tools to go out and play the game to the best of your ability.

Sparey's guide to fantasy football

1) A good draft helps out a lot. You never truly know who is going to be electric immediately and who will become talented late into the season, but the one thing you can do early is lock down some key cornerstones in the draft that as points, you can price out from trading. For me, that player was Tyreek Hill. In my league he was a second round selection but someone who everyone knew going in had the capability to put astronomical performances up. Week 4 proved that when he put 47.6 up against the eagles. If you get the cornerstones of your team down early, you'll find a lot of leverage when it comes to players.

2) Relative value and the waiver wire. It's no secret that I traded my way to success, trading with 10 of the 13 players in my league for over double the amount of transactions as the next person. A lot of this came off of the back of a week 3 defeat where I sat down and honestly thought about what I wanted to do. I identified a player that was doing nothing for a team and offered this trade. Tyler Boyd and Kenyan Drake for Deebo Samuel and Alexander Mattison. Deebo vhanged how my team played overnight and was consistently my best player for the season. Mattison went immediately to the waiver wire where I promptly never saw him again as he played a key role when Dalvin Cook was injured. Without that first trade being a success, I don't go on a lunatic's frenzy trying to improve my team and don't improve projection from 125 to 140 in the space of 4 weeks.

Now when I say relative value, most of the deals I made had the same principal. Player I want, plus low rated fodder piece, for a slightly worse piece I want to trade away and a backup running back, wide receiver or tight end. The value in getting the player you want doesn't come from the player you traded for but more rather the fodder piece. Let's take Cedrick Wilson as an example. When I picked him up he was worth about six points and immediately cut him. The reason why is when I made the trade for him, there were much better options on the waiver wire. That six point player in escence has as much weight as 11 points depending on who is available. A trade deal that I try to make to be fair is to trade between even and minus three points if there is value in the waiver wire. It was how I managed to get Jalen Hurts, Stefon Diggs, Dalton Schultz and many others in my mad scramble for talent before the trade deadline. Knowing what value you have for a piece is vital to how you manouver and improve as a season progresses.

3) Finding gems on the wire. This is easier to do if you're down in the league a bit. My opponent who made the final for example was 2-4 and staring consolation but rallied to 7-7 with great positioning on the wire. I spent most of my season 14th and dead last on the wire, meaning great options were more likely to go elsewhere. I made three really good finds this season, firstly with my kicker Nick Folk. I frequent a YouTuber called Chiseled Adonis and the one thing he always does as a meme is berate the everloving clustertruck out of Nick Folk for missing his kicks. Memes aside, Nick was the number one kicker for most of the year and was a vital source of eight or more points more often than not. My second find was Emmanuel Sanders who consistently had been averaging 12 points a game and proved to be a very strong trade piece in the mid to late part of the season. The third? Khalil Herbert. Rookie at Chicago, he jumped into the team and for two weeks, was unstoppable. He was sured up firepower at a weaker running back position and I was able to pawn him off for a more solid option into the second half of the season. Finding one player on the wire that works brilliantly changes your entire outlook on the season.

4) A little bit of luck goes a long way. In week one, Darren Waller got 19 targets and put 26.5 points on the board for me to squeak my opening game. I was hooked at that point which led to week two, where Aaron Jones and D'Andre Swift clawed me out of a 50 point hole to steal my second game of the season. I should have been 0-3 to get my campaign off the ground but reality was that I was 2-1, unwilling to let that slip. I had losses, but also a team that through the first 11 weeks was averaging 130 points. After the trade deadline, I got hit by the injury bug and averaged around 110 points until the end of the season. I lost the one seed going into the playoffs, my team didn't score over 120 points in any playoff game, but fortune favours the brave and the title came home with me.

I scored the most points in the league, and also had the toughest schedule by points too. I got blown out 180 to 90 in week 14 to lose that seeding at a time where I didn't know how my team would perform. I had luck that Amari Cooper and Sterling Shepherd got iced out of the quarter finals. DaVante Parker put up an egg in the semi finals, and the most fitting end to a final ever, the player I tried to save on injured reserve, Antonio Brown, walks out mid-game leaving my opponent stranded on 5.6 points. You have no control over how players play, you just have to build a team with the best chance of success. It wasn't a pretty win at any point but it was victory enough to win overall.

A toxic player said to me after I got his trade vetoed that my victory would be hollow. Rule one of any game is you play to have fun, no fun, no play. I'm proud of the win, and next season should be a fun time for everyone involved!